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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Becoming A Stripper is So In

Today we had no school, so me, my lovely lovely dad and sister went to the Museum of Islamic Arts for my art assignment. It was...interesting. I learnt a lot.

Okay, now, for the highlight of my day...I had a threesome! With Sarah and Maria. Under the duvet covers in my guest bedroom. I even have a video recording of Sarah having an orgasm. The threesome was almost half as good as the fivesome I usually have with Frank, James Mcavoy and Kim Bum. The fifth person is still a mystery.


What happens under the covers, stays under the covers.


Sarah was forced to be in this picture. Bubbles came out of nowhere.

And wow, Sarah practically gave this kid a fucking nightmare. He'll be clutching his balls at night while trying to figure out what all those British and biology-related words mean. Serves him right for being such an ass. And if all that isn't even true, he's a bigger ass for making such a pathetic excuse to hate his life.

It's pretty obvious that he got scared after the first terrorizing because it suddenly 'disappeared'. But that was not enough to keep us away.

It made me laugh. A lot. Well at first it made me angry but of course, after the terrorizing, it felt much better.

On another note, I'm going to Fatihah's tonight to rape her cats discuss about our plans to go for Umrah. Well the parents will do the discussing, we'll just be doing the chilling.

And who would have known that stripping originated from Indonesia. I didn't. This European lady, who calls herself Mata Hari was in Java for a while and learnt the ways of stripping and then entertained the European soldiers with it during World War 1. While stripping for the troops, she secretly became a spy and got beheaded for it.

Strippers shouldn't multi-task like that, they'll get caught. Just watch Bangkok Dangerous.

 
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