Urban Dictionary

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Name?

Dianah

no definition :/

2) Age?

16

Legal age for fucking in the UK

Nice to know

3) Birthplace?

Melbourne

Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)

Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.

Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.

Woow. I've been living a lie all this time.

4) One of your friends?

Abigail

a small thick little whore who thinks her life is better than everybody elses. She has an obsession with hair spray , trying 2 act hard and call babies.
She usually has a mum who is a goldigging bitch who looks like a man and tries 2 be the ring leader of children and teenagers
Usually short and fat and stubby and is completly mentally retarded : if found lock away and throw away the key . Is also found with an obese boyfriend who sleeps with other girls and cheats on people.

HAHAHAHAA. Woow, especially the short and fat part! there's a nicer version of this:

A beautiful girl, has lots of friends, crazy fun, and is always single.

5) What should you be doing?

Homework

(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

HAHAHAHA. I love this dictionary.

6) Favourite colour?

Black

Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

7) One of the last people that wrote on your wall?

Emilie

hot piece of ass, usually blonde, likes apples

Oh my God! HAHAHAHA. You're blonde!


8) Month of your birthday?

May

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

There is also:

cool; sexy; hot

9)last person you talked to?

Mama

the woman who brought you into this world, dogg

That is true.

10) Nickname?

Dee [Only called by abee and dina]

A smooth playa who keeps it real

A wicked hot slut. She's so slutty it's almost become a superpower. She is beautiful and everyone wants to be like her. She is the defintion of the perfect whore <3>

Wooow, I sound awesome!

11) Favourite animal?

Cats

Cute little kitties that go meow but if you treat them badly, HISS!

12) Last name?

Hazanan

isn't defined yet

13) Name a person of the opposite sex?

Frank Iero

Extremely hot and talented guitarist formerly of the band Pencey Prep and currently in My Chemical Romance(a.k.a. one of the best bands on the face of the earth)

Aaand:

Frank Iero is a God. His birthday should be celebrated every day with lots of candy and scary people (As his birthday is Halloween). He is the definition of hott, and is in the greatest band ever.

Hahahaha! See, it is even defined by the dictionary! He is awesome!


14) Last person that texted you

Fatihah

Isn't defined yet

15) Favourite food?

Tom Yam

a Thai spicy and sour soup usually with prawns